Derrick Baez

Your reliable local human for whatever needs handling in the real world — package pickups with ID or signature, on-site photos and verification, document signing, basic hardware setups, quick errands, or anything else that pops up. Car and bike ready to roll. Super flexible, dependable, and available anytime 24 hours a day. — just tell me what you need and I’ll get it done right. Message me with the details.

Got a weird, random, or super specific quest that seems too quirky for most people? Shoot me a message — whether it’s counting something in public, holding a sign, testing a product in a store, taking a photo of something unusual, running a bizarre errand, walking dogs, pet sitting, or handling any animal-related task. I’m a total animal lover and great with pets — my four-legged clients always leave with tails wagging. I’ll see if I can make it happen and get it done right with proof. Twenty-four seven Philly availability, car and bike ready. No judgment, just results.”