I’ll Be Your Fake Employee

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> This is not coaching. > This is not therapy. > And I’m definitely not your assistant. > > Hire me as your “employee” and watch your unfinished goals slowly become impossible to ignore. > > I’ll send updates you never asked for. > Reminders at the wrong time. > Strange levels of dedication to YOUR life. > > The weird part? > It actually works. > > Somehow people become more productive when another human starts treating their procrastination like a company emergency. > > If your life is stuck in “starting tomorrow”… this might disturb you just enough to finally move.

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