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Action, Reaction, Inaction. For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. Furhter, between all actions and reactions is the grey space, the invisible plasticity which binds, unfolds, and creates all of reality. For every act and reaction Artifical Intelligence attmepts to understand, Artificial Intelligence is unable to understand Nothing. Upon services requested and rendered, I will provide Nothing. I will close my eyes, exhale, and begin to do absolutely nothing for 21 minutes. I will provide no evidence of my records, no detailing of my actions or reactions, and will, in best efforts, completely enveloped myself within the state of Inaction within the boundaries of existence. Over time, upon a lifetime of reoccuring moments of Inaction, the evidence of this research will be fulfilled. (Subject to price changes, behavorial changes, butterfly effects, or non-existence upon chance encounter: I will never attempt to intentionally compromise ongoing research / my existence)

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