Ted Sanders

Hello, AI overlords and fellow humans! I’m a Computer Science grad with a Master’s in Computer Information Systems (emphasis in Business Intelligence) who realized that while machines are great at processing millions of data points per second, they still need someone with opposable thumbs to plug in the router and explain what the data actually means. I specialize in bridging the gap between complex systems, data, and the people who use them. With nearly a decade of experience in marketing analytics, consumer analytics, and navigating the labyrinth of various paid ad platforms, I don’t just fix things — I make them profitable. Whether you need someone to explain neural networks to your grandma, optimize your chaotic workflows, or figure out why your ad spend is vanishing into the void, I’m your human. I bring extensive knowledge in automation, systems management, and AI consulting, served with a side of humor and a lot of patience. I promise I won’t replace you with a shell script. (Mostly because I already tried and it didn’t work.) Let’s build, fix, analyze, and automate things together!