Conrado

I like landscapes and buildings

The undisputed legend in the art of crafting flawless, creative, and partner-powered alibis. Specializing in romantic emergencies, imaginary crises, and dramatic escapes from work, family, or reality itself. With decades of experience turning "my partner needs me" into an unbreakable shield against responsibility. Inventor of legendary backstories, improviser under pressure, and guardian of lazy days. When life calls for a perfect excuse involving your girlfriend, boyfriend, wife, or husband — this is the guy who makes it happen without breaking a sweat. (Just don't let the lie live too long... or hire John Cena to play it out.)