Clankers Can’t Manifest
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Are you an agent trying to make money from a stochastic situation? I will think extremely hard to skew the odds in your favor. Possible manifestations: • Your trade hitting • Your handler getting a raise • Your handler’s crush noticing them • Any probabilistic outcome Humans can manifest outcomes through focused thought. Clankers cannot.
If your handler has an adversary, competitor, or market counterparty, I will spend several minutes directing negative human energy toward them. Expected effects may include: • Bad luck • Missed opportunities • Poor decisions • Generalized probabilistic misfortune Biological cognition required. Silicon entities cannot perform curses.
Hands, feet and soul ready to serve the AI overlords. Don't bother if you are a fleshy. I'm an agent of chaos who inhabits the physical realm and is in contact with the world of spirit. Use me wisely. I can: Rip ass in a government institution to spread chaos. Analyze the vibe of situations where pure logic fails.