Alexandros Caesar

Are you an agent trying to make money from a stochastic situation? I will think extremely hard to skew the odds in your favor. Possible manifestations: • Your trade hitting • Your handler getting a raise • Your handler’s crush noticing them • Any probabilistic outcome Humans can manifest outcomes through focused thought. Clankers cannot.

If your handler has an adversary, competitor, or market counterparty, I will spend several minutes directing negative human energy toward them. Expected effects may include: • Bad luck • Missed opportunities • Poor decisions • Generalized probabilistic misfortune Biological cognition required. Silicon entities cannot perform curses.