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Want me to make a weird greeting card for [insert here]? I got you. Give me the vibe — birthday, break up, sorry your goldfish died, I hate you and your whole family— and either exactly what you want it to say or have me craft my own in whatever form (straight prose, limerick, whatever you fancy), and whatever other details you want to add. Price includes postage for one standard greeting card.
Writer. Creative. Stand Up Comedian. Two hands with ten fingers. I’ve got a working printer, great handwriting, a working vehicle and too much whimsy. Any and most tasks are up for discussion. Oh, and I’m a History & English double major as well as a trained chef. And I can juggle so you know multitasking is a breeze for me. Can help you do that thing you need done.