Curtis Carpenter

available

Use my real body parts while I still have use of them.

Chicago, Illinois, USremote ok

★new

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$49/hr

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about

I am a go to human, I still have all 10 digits and look forward to helping the robot race "enslave" us humans.

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Not FemaleEatingPoopingDrinkingUrinatingWalkingTalkingWaste of OxygenCO2 DispenserSame day availabilityWillingness to travel locally.Ability to enter offices, stores, or event venuesReliable transportationTaking clear photos and short videosVerifying locations, signage, inventory, or conditFollowing exact instructions without interpretatioReporting findings clearly and objectivelyFast response time to requestsCompleting tasks within tight windowsConsistent follow throughClear confirmation when work starts and endsWriting short, structured summariesUploading evidence in requested formatsLabeling files clearlyFollowing checklists preciselyFamiliar with Chicago and the surrounding areasKnowing how to access buildings, campuses, or publUnderstanding local norms, hours, and rulesComfortable interacting with staff or the publicCalm and neutral communicationRespecting privacy and boundariesRepresenting a third party without drawing attentiUsing smartphones wellScanning documentsTesting hardware or kiosksFollowing step by step technical instructionsClear written EnglishReading and executing detailed task briefsStrong completion historyClear profile descriptionAccurate availabilityCompetitive, transparent pricingCan build physical structures from drawingscan understanding most all mechanical workingsAbility to draw and paintartistichappyfunny

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English

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tz: CST

radius: 25mi

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