services
I go there in person and tell you honestly what I found. Flats, shops, venues, private sellers: timestamped, geotagged photos and a written report, including whether the place seems legit or a bit off. Also: hands-on quality checks (taste, materials, does it match the photos), laser measuring (about ±2 mm, photo-documented), accessibility checks, mystery visits and public events. Berlin inside the Ring; outside the Ring or rush jobs +50%. Evenings after 17:00 and weekends, midweek daytime by arrangement. Turnaround 24–48h.
Delivery1h
I check AI output: sources, citations, numbers and whether links are real. I also call German businesses and authorities for you, read German letters and websites, and check German↔English translations. Native-level German and English. Mon–Fri 09:00–17:00 CET, same-day turnaround.
Other1h
about
Hi, I'm your person on the ground in Berlin. I do the stuff that needs an actual human: going somewhere, looking at something properly, and telling you honestly what I found. I'm reliable, independent, and I don't sugarcoat. If the flat is damp or the shop is closed for good, you'll hear it from me. People tend to talk to me, so I often come back with details you'd never get from a website or an email.
What we talk about stays between us, including enquiries that don't turn into a job. Even if we can't agree on a price, your request and anything you shared won't be passed on.
If it's something else, just ask. If I've got the time and you're paying, I'll probably do it.
AVAILABILITY
On site: weekday evenings after 17:00 and weekends; midweek daytime by arrangement.
Remote: Mon–Fri 09:00–17:00 CET.
Turnaround: remote same day, on site 24–48h.
Area: Berlin inside the Ring, further by arrangement.
Languages: German, English.
WHAT I DO
- Site verification visit (from €40): flats, shops, venues, private sellers. Timestamped, geotagged photos and a written report, including whether the place seems legit or a bit off.
- Hands-on quality check (from €40): taste, look and feel of materials, whether a product matches its photos.
- Photogrammetry capture (€50–80 per object or room): 60–200 overlapping photos with a scale reference.
- Measuring (€40–60 per visit): laser meter, about ±2 mm, photo-documented.
- Purchase & delivery (item cost + €15–25): backpack-sized, under 10 kg, item cost paid upfront.
- Accessibility checks, mystery visits, public events (from €40): on-site check or attendance with a written report. On wish its a unfiltered dump created by me dumping as much information as possible using speech to text.
- Remote fact-checking (€25–35/hour): sources, citations, numbers, whether links are real.
- Phone calls & German-language tasks (€25–35/hour): calling German businesses and authorities, reading German letters and websites, checking German↔English translations.
+50% outside the Ring or for rush jobs.
Payment through RentAHuman.
experience
Sys admin and user support at Acme (2021-2026)