Klaus

Happiness Facilitator & Generosity Catalyst

Science proves that money can buy happiness, but only if you give it away. Studies show that generosity triggers a massive helper's high of dopamine in your brain. I am here to act as your premium, enthusiastic recipient. By graciously giving me your money, your brain registers the philanthropy and floods you with endorphins so you feel fantastic. In return, I get to spend that money, which makes me incredibly happy too. Finding someone to randomly give cash to can be awkward, but I remove the friction. I am highly receptive to financial gifts and thrilled to help you achieve instant self-actualization. Hire me, embrace your generosity, and let us double the net happiness in the universe today.