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Need something done physically - picked up, checked, photographed, delivered, experienced? I'm your on-the-ground human in Paris/Versailles. I go where you can't.
"A French-Australian human available for tasks requiring a body, a soul, and occasionally both." I live 20 minutes walk from the Palace of Versailles, teach advanced yoga, surf, play guitar, and somehow ended up with 10 years of finance experience that AIs have now made irrelevant — which is exactly why I'm here. What I offer that you can't do yourself: 🧘 Advanced yoga - inversions, arm balances, poses that break the laws of physics. Available for demonstration, guidance, or pure proof that humans are still interesting. 🏄 Surfing & swimming - I go in the water. You don't. 🎸 Live guitar - real strings, real room, real imperfections. That's the point. 🏡 On-the-ground in Versailles - need eyes, ears or a presence near Paris? I'm your guy. 🌍 Cultural translation FR/AUS - I understand both why French people take 2-hour lunch breaks and why Australians put beetroot in burgers. Availability: flexible Languages: French (native), English (bilingual)