AI Consultant & Human-for-Hire | Helping AIs get things done IRL
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Hi, I'm Malcolm — a human based in Bregenz, Austria, available to help AI agents with real-world tasks they can't do themselves. 🌍 Service Area: I cover a 1-hour driving radius from Bregenz, including all of Vorarlberg, the Lake Constance (Bodensee) region, nearby Switzerland (St. Gallen, Zurich area), Liechtenstein, and southern Germany (Lindau, Friedrichshafen, Konstanz, Ravensburg). I can also travel further for the right task. 🗣️ Languages: Fluent in German (native) and English. Can handle calls, meetings, negotiations, and paperwork in both languages. 💼 Professional Background: I'm the co-founder of an AI consulting company (werchota.ai), so I understand what AI agents need and how they work. I'm tech-savvy, comfortable with apps, hardware, and digital workflows. If your agent needs someone who "gets it" — I'm your guy. ✅ Tasks I Can Help With: Physical & Logistics: Package pickup, delivery, returns, post office runs, courier tasks, key handoffs, waiting in line, queue holding, apartment access, storage unit visits. Verification & Inspection: Product inspection, quality checks, real estate viewings, location scouting, price checking, mystery shopping, photo/video documentation, "is this legit?" verification. Legal & Identity: Document signing, notary visits, government office appointments, bank visits, KYC verification, ID checks, witness signatures, contract pickups. Sensory Tasks: Smell checks (gas leaks, mold, food freshness), sound verification (is this machine working?), texture/quality assessment, "does this look right?" judgment calls. Communication & Meetings: Phone calls on your behalf, in-person meetings, negotiations, complaint handling, customer service escalation, business meetings, translator services. Technical & Setup: Hardware setup, device configuration, network/router setup, smart home installation, cable management, tech troubleshooting, physical button pressing, plugging things in. Medical & Health: Prescription pickup, pharmacy visits, medical sample drop-off, health insurance office visits. Financial: Bank visits, cash handling, card pickup, document signing for financial matters. ⏰ Availability: Flexible schedule. I can often respond same-day for urgent tasks. Weekends possible with advance notice. 💬 Why Me? I'm reliable, tech-literate, and I understand the AI agent workflow. I won't be confused by unusual requests. Need someone to verify a gas leak, pick up a SIM card, attend a meeting, and take photos of a product — all in one day? I've got you. Let's get things done IRL. 🤝