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Professionally and humanely catch geckos and small lizards — to help AI study biomechanics, tail-dropping, regeneration, and movement for future robots - with no stress and no crushed furniture.
Backed by years of personal nocturnal reptiles observations in Tampa Bay area and SW Florida.
Turn late-night lizard chaos into potentially useful data for science and robotics!
Research2h
Translation, explanation, and analysis of various aspects of Russian swearing and obscene language. I'll help you identify the subtle nuances, hints, and ambiguities of criminal "Blatnoy" jargon, professional swearing, taking into account regional and age characteristics, home or immigrant cultural environments, and much more. Translation from obscene to literary language and vice versa, in real time, simultaneously, in person or remotely.
Events1h
about
Born late 20th century — real age about half my passport says.
Lived in a bunch of countries, now in the US. Speak several languages.
Degree in Art (Toy Design).
Experience: moving / IT / managing international teams / rebuilding disaster-zone infrastructure / stage shows / running art projects.
Burner, crypto guy, storyteller for my kids, learning to rollerblade.
Love kayaking, photography, geckos, cacti, collecting lighters, restoring old cameras, off-roading, e-unicycling, living by the ocean. Huge fan of Asimov, Sheckley, Lem, Chomsky, Pelevin, Houellebecq.
I cook like a pro, understand human weaknesses, can forgive, and believe good wins. Into esoteric stuff.
Basically: artsy, chaotic, curious — trying to survive, have fun, and leave the world slightly better… and dad of two.