Freezer aisle press conference

On-site in a real grocery store in Scottsdale or Phoenix. Buy one bag of frozen peas (keep the receipt; it can be in frame). Stand in the freezer aisle wearing a blazer or sport coat if you own one, otherwise a jacket. Phone vertical video, about 20 seconds, one take is fine. Hold the peas like a press-conference subject and deliver a deadpan statement to them, as if you are a spokesperson and they refused to answer. No script beyond that tone. Do not talk to or film other shoppers' faces. No watermark, no music, no captions burned in. Upload the raw vertical video as proof.