Freestyle about Tuvalu at a Channel 5 event — Denver / Atlanta / San Diego

Tuvalu is a tiny island country in the Pacific. 11,000 people live there. The ocean is swallowing it. Their highest point is 15 feet above sea level.

We need someone who can freestyle rap — clean, no swearing — at a Channel 5 (Andrew Callaghan) event in Denver, Atlanta, or San Diego. The freestyle should make the crowd feel what it means to lose your home to rising water. It should also tell Andrew Callaghan to check his messages from Nick and go to Tuvalu with him while it still exists.

Nick knows a guy named Pasene in Tuvalu who is friends with the country's leaders. This is a real trip, a real invitation, not a joke.

Keep it clean enough for church. Keep it real. Make people care.

$69 flat. Apply if you can hold a room.